Midnight Vulva, is it just me, or do you actually ENJOY being trolled? I mean, sure – engaging in a flame war on the, ‘THIS IS WHAT FURRIES ARE’ drama-generator I put up in my gallery was one thing. Hell, repeatedly LOSING that flame war and coming back for more in spite of it is dismissible as stubbornness, or perhaps determination. But what you’ve done here marks you as one of the most EPIC lolcows I have EVER had the pleasure of trolling. Because, not content with being repeatedly *served* in the Drama-Generating thread, you’ve actually SOUGHT OUT the troll in its proverbial CAVE for a more… ‘ersonal’… encounter (I’ve already told you, I *don’t swing that way*, Midnight – sorry). If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were an emotional MASOCHIST – I’d laugh at you… but it’d be like laughing at an Autistic kid who’d started crying, and was bashing his head against his bedroom wall in frustration, most likely because he couldn’t communicate. Not cool, Vulva – not cool at all.

You see, not only have you come to my homepage for more punishment – I mean, you’d have to be a complete and utter fucktard to do that in the first place. But not ONLY have you delivered my FAVOURITE lolcow directly to my door, but you’ve actually milked it for me, too! Unable to think of your *own argument*, you’ve simply reiterated the VICIOUSLY unsophisticated piece of excrement posted by an individual as, if not MORE intellectually challenged than you are! Dude – I mean, in all honesty, I was almost rendered SPEECHLESS by the sheer *scale* of your incompetence. And that’s saying something – I’ve dealt with some SERIOUSLY dimwitted people in my time, Midnight-Vulpin, but you are something else. There are some people out there who are so utterly retarded, sick or bizarre that trolling them is next to IMPOSSIBLE. Midnight-Vulva, my dear friend – you are one of those people. Rather than HELPING the cause of furfags, you and your little sidekick have done more damage to the so-called, ‘fandom’ than I could EVER have accomplished on my own – at least not with two one-line posts. And for that, Midnight-Vulpin, you have my gratitude.

Vulva, my dear friend; you’re a fuckwit. You haven’t got an original thought in your angry little head, and I’m yet to hear you compose a SINGLE argument that I haven’t been able to refute without even breaking a proverbial sweat. I’ll never allow myself to tire of saying this to failed trolls like you – *Get the fuck out, and come back when you’ve grown a frontal lobe, or at least something like one.* You’re a disgrace to furries, to trolls, and to yourself. Hang your head in shame.

Oh, and by the way – even Krystal’s laughing at you. Check out his post XD

I lol’d.

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I'll troll the FUCK out of you, your artwork, and your face - then, I'll give you helpful, constructive criticism, separated by a bar like this one.
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Aren't I nice? NO IM NOT YIFF IN HELL FURFAG.